Day 121: Cooking With Gas.

Another day, another drive. We are quite happy that as we get closer to Perth, the distances we need to cover each day are getting shorter, which equates to a whole lot less stress on us, the dogs, the van and ‘The Beast’. Today for instance, we only need cover a bit over 200Km in order to reach our next port of call in Cervantes. Before we could be on the way though, we needed to get hitched up and ready to go.

The whole moving out process was made all the more difficult since the bollard that was helpfully removed from the ground the other day to allow us access to our site has since been replaced. I was able to mate ‘The Beast’ to the van easily enough, but was left little room to move without sliding the timber bollard from its loose hole in the ground. As we made a slow circuit of the playground to put us back on the exit road, I was left to wonder what may have been had the bollards been immovable encumbrances. We might well still be stuck there, edging forwards and backwards, inch by inch in an effort to perform a thousand point U-turn.

It doesn’t bear considering, as we did manage to successfully maneuver out of our tight little spot and get underway. We were only on the road for a matter of minutes before we were pulling in to make our first stop. Our second gas bottle had breathed its final gasp of gas the other day, and so required filling. The local barbeque shop was able to fill it, for less than half the price that we had paid for the other bottle of gas last week. If I’d known that, I would have farted down the gas line to get us through our night of free camping the other night and waited to fill both bottles here for less than the price of one. Lesson learned, although I fear the fridge may not be compatible with my bodily produced gas and I dread to think what fetid aromas might come of cooking with methane.

On the road proper, we set ‘Shazza’ to take us along the scenic coastal route to Cervantes. I’m not too sure where scenic comes into it, as for the most part we were separated from any ocean vistas by view blocking sand dunes. Even though there was only the occasional glimpse of water, the countryside through which we were travelling more than made up for a lack of sea views.

Pulling into Cervantes, we headed directly for the caravan park, where another slight site had us playing a life sized game of Tetris with the van. With two ways to come at the site, I decided to give what looked to be the easiest option a go first, second and third. Three times was definitely not the charm as the whole rig still remained resolutely in the middle of the access road, no closer to being parked on the site than when we started.

As we had a break to reassess our parking strategy, another bloke came over towards us. I was ready for him to give me some helpful advice, which I would have gladly taken if it helped us onto out little plot of grass and shade mesh covered sand. Rather than the valuable counsel I had hoped for, our audience participant could only offer that he too had once tried to reverse into a similar shaped site with his rather much smaller rig, only to have to throw his hands up in defeat. Well, defeat was no option for us, as the park is rather busy, so a more practical site would be hard to come by.

After scratching my head, stepping out the site a couple of times, then walking around the van three times, I decided to try another tact and come at the site from the opposite direction. This involved a much tighter and more difficult reverse around to the left, but it was our last alternative. Holding my breath as I grabbed reverse gear, I slowly wound the steering wheel around as I let up on the brake. Ever so slowly, with the helpful guidance of Bec from the outside, the van rolled up onto the grassy site, perfectly lined up with the shade cloth mat that was to serve as an annex pad. We were exalted at our efforts, high fiving each other as I jumped down from ‘The Beast’ to admire how well we were parked. We couldn’t have settled it any better if we had tried I thought, as I waved cheerily across to our audience of one. Give up? Never. Defeat? Not in our vocabulary.

After working our way through our usual list of chores to get the van reset for living in, we dragged the dogs back out to ‘The Beast’, to go for a drive about town. We have been here once before, many years ago, but apart from recognising the hotel we had stayed at on that occasion, I don’t recall much else. Not that there is much here. It is basically a coastal holiday township, with the permanent residents mostly employed in the lobster fishing trade or tourism.

The fishing is said to be excellent, and while I didn’t ready our rods, we did take a look at the jetty, which was wind lashed and miserable looking. It didn’t help that the weather was closing in, rain surely not too far off. Bec was excited however, upon spotting a doggy doo bag dispenser, which she proceeded to almost clean out. While she tells me that she did leave a good number of bags behind, I find it difficult to believe when we now have enough bags that we could use them to construct a makeshift shelter if we happen to get stranded or maybe we could twist them together to make a tow rope.

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The weather closes in on us.

The shopping strip in the centre of town consists of a handful of shops. Literally, there are 5 shops, although between them they seem to cover any eventuality. The news agency for instance also doubles as a post office, bank, drapery, gift shop, fishing tackle and camping equipment store, while also being the visitor information centre for the surrounding area. While we didn’t go into the supermarket, judging by the signage out the front, it stocks a similarly eclectic mixture of products. And with the liquor store enticingly named ‘Lynne’s Licka’, I pondered whether some sort of code had been employed, known only to the locals, for special services that are provided in a darkened back room, but decided I’d rather not know. I highly doubt it though, so if you’re ever out this way, don’t be waltzing in to see Lynne, with a grin on your face, a pocket full of cash and an opening line of: “Well, Marcus said…”

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The Cervantes shopping centre.

The dogs were getting a bit restless by this stage, for the most part of the day having been restrained securely in the back seat of ‘The Beast’. So it was now their turn for an outing, as we shuffled into a car park by the raging ocean, kicked off our boots, rolled up the jeans and ran out onto the sand, dancing among the gluggy clumps of dank seaweed. Both Alvin and Bethany pranced along the beach proudly, running to and fro between the piles of weed, eagerly smelling at what was on offer, before we trundled back to the van, taking a winding tour of the town on the way.

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Seaweed art.

Until next time, stay safe, have fun and don’t forget to write.

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Day 120: Spitting Chips.

I awoke to the tinkle, tinkle sound of rain pattering down this morning. That and the dreaded alarm clock screeching at us from the kitchen, letting us know that it was time to get up and switch the washing machine on. Rather than stay up as I did yesterday, I drearily crawled back into bed, to squeeze in between the dogs who have come to realise that the ringing of the alarm signals their chance to jump up onto the bed without being unceremoniously dumped back onto the floor.

It was another hour later that the alarm again precipitated around the van. This time we did drowsily toss back the covers and clamber out. There were a few chores that needed to be done before we headed out to face the day. On a positive note, the rain hadn’t hung around too long and while there were still a few clouds that looked like they could open up at any moment, the sun was breaking through.

With all of the tasks done and the dogs given a walk out the back of the park in the specified exercise area, we mounted up and headed for town. There were a few shops that we hadn’t had time for yesterday, as well as squeezing in a bit of sightseeing. We also arranged to have afternoon tea with a couple of Geraldton locals, John and Betty. We had met them at a roadside camp the other side of Kununurra, and made tentative plans to call on them when we reached Geraldton. It was rather funny when I called and John happily invited us over to their place for a cuppa, then in a round about fashion, tried to figure out who we were. It was the mention of meeting them in the rest area on the night that we were all woken up in the middle of the morning by the errant setting off of fireworks that jogged their memory.

The shops that we had held out so much hope for turned out to be nothing special, although interestingly, we did nearly get ‘The Beast’ stuck in a tiny little car park. Driving in was no effort, but there was no room to easily turn around to get back out again. After a tense few minutes and a multi-point u-turn, we thankfully managed to make our way back out to the road. This was all conducted under the watchful eye and amusement of the massed gaggle of youths looking on at our dilemma.

We sought out another old gaol to tour through next, finding the old Geraldton penitentiary next to the visitor information centre. Rather than just open this old building up to curious tourists, each of the cells has been transformed into little showrooms for craft artists to sell their wares from. Thus, we had a history lesson about the conditions of the gaol during its day, while checking out a vast array of handmade craft items. I thought it was a fantastic way to utilise an old building that was on the verge of being torn down before it was saved by a group of locals. It was then restored to its current state, before being opened to visitors.

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Bec about to entre the old gaol.

 

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Strangely, Bec wanted to shut the door.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The information centre right next door is itself housed in an exquisite old structure, but having missed the guided tour yesterday, we were able only to see what was on offer in the visitors centre section of the building.

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Point Moore Lighthouse.

We drove a little way out of town next, through the Geraldton port precinct to Point Moore, where under the watch of the nearby Point Moore Lighthouse, we kicked off our boots, rolled up out pant legs and took the dogs for a run along the soft white sands of the beach. They both bounded happily across the sand, obviously having missed their daily outings on the beach. I think we may have started something, as they are now expecting a potter along the beach everyday.

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Belting along the beach.

Without knowing what to expect when we arrive at our next destination tomorrow afternoon, we decided to stock up on groceries. With our afternoon tea date rapidly approaching, we rushed about the supermarket easily filling a trolley with all the supplies we should need to see us through the next few days.

It was off to see John and Betty then at their place next, where we spent a couple of hours swapping tales about our travels since we last saw them in Kununurra. It is amazing that we have followed similar routes from Kununurra to Geraldton, visited many of the same towns and yet seen entirely different sights. Such is the nature of travel and the vastness of Australia, it just goes to show how much more of this great country we have yet to see. Amazingly, they are due to be in Melbourne not too long after we return home, so we passed on our address, and sincerely hope that they return the favour and call on us when in our hometown. We will all have so many more adventures to catch each other up on by then.

Not wanting to outstay our welcome, and with much work to be done back at the van park before darkness descended upon us, we bid John and Betty farewell. The park we are staying at has a policy that you can wash your car and van once a week, an opportunity that we weren’t going to miss. We planned at least to give ‘The Beast’ a tub, figuring the van can wait until we get home. ‘The Beast’ hasn’t been given a decent wash since Darwin, and is starting to look more brown than white.

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Getting my hands dirty and ‘The Beast’ clean.

With ‘The Beast’ looking as good as new again, and Bec having given the inside of the van a spruce up in readiness for travel tomorrow, it was time for dinner. Since it was already getting late and both of us were not in the mood to be cooking, we decided to buy dinner out. We had seen an advertisement for an award winning fish and chip shop that got me salivating about fresh fish and crispy hot chips and decided that this would be perfect for dinner.

The shop was back in town, which was handy as ‘The Beast’ needed fuel as much as we did and the service station was just around the corner from the multi-award winning fish and chips that awaited us. Imagine our distress when we drove past said fish and chip shop to find it swathed in darkness and no body home. We drove past three times before we were absolutely certain that we had the correct address, as well as being sure that it was in fact closed. Nooooo! What were we to do?

With our taste buds screaming out by this stage for a serve of chips and a bit of fish, we thankfully stumbled across a decidedly un-award winning chip shop around the corner. We could tell it was a fish shop, as it had the same ring of flashing light globes encircling the front verandah that every fish and chip shop in Australia seems to boast. Inside, the lighting was just as bright, shining down on a haphazard collection of brown vinyl upholstered chairs. It looked cheap, tacky and uninviting, but it was all that we could find at short notice and would have to do. Surely it couldn’t be worse than our recent lamb shanks or stir-fry.

As it turned out, other than leaving an oily slick across our dining table as the excess fat drained out, it was far from the worst fish and chips we have had during our trip.

Lastly, before I go tonight, don’t forget the kilometre challenge is still on, and entries are open to all. If you’ve forgotten how to enter, the rules can be seen here: Kilometre Challenge Rules (The Small Print).

Until next time, stay safe, have fun and don’t forget to write.

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Day 119: Time To Tighten The Belt.

Get up early, leaving Bec in bed to grab a few precious extra minutes of beauty sleep, while I put a load of washing on, worked on uploading a few more pictures to Flickr and then pushed some dishes through some soapy water. That was the plan for this morning. It even worked out fairly well, with Bec getting up just as I was about to put some elbow grease into getting the dishes washed.

For the rest of the day, we planned on tootling around town, doing a bit of sight seeing mingled with a spot of shopping here and there. A positively splendid way we thought to spend a cool, but sunny day. It was nearly midday before we got going, stopping at the homemaker centre on the outskirts of town first, then moving on to the main shopping centre in town. We had well over an hour, or so we thought, to browse through the dozen or so stores, before we planned to be at the visitor information centre for a bi-weekly tour of the old hospital.

Things came a little unstuck though, when as we walked away from ‘The Beast’ Bec noticed something hanging down from within the front wheel well. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a slither of fan belt, which became more ominous when I popped the bonnet to find the entire leading edge of the belt had been stripped and was now strewn about across the engine bay.

Between the phone calls to John at Trucks ‘N’ Toys where I bought ‘The Beast’ and climbing on, in, over and under ‘The Beast’ to try and ascertain the exact cause of the belt disintegration, we were at a loss as to the cause. I was glad for all of the assistance that John offered over the phone, but without him to have a proper look at things, it was difficult to diagnose. Thankfully I have a spare belt in the back, which I had hoped I wouldn’t need while away, but will now have to figure out how to fit. My primary concern is that should I fit the new belt, it will also self destruct due to an as yet indeterminate problem, leaving us stranded.

With that in mind, our sightseeing and shopping was all put on hold while we did the rounds of the mechanical workshops in town. The first two we visited were sympathetic to our plight, but just too busy to be able to assist us within our required timeframe. We were on the verge of conceding that we might have to remain in Geraldton for a few extra days when we managed to locate the local Cummins dealer and workshop.

I had hardly explained my predicament to them before a couple of mechanics were heads down beneath the hood. Helpfully they agreed that the belt was indeed in a sorry state. That much I already knew, but was there any reason for it to have worn out in such a short time was more the question for which I was seeking an answer. There was evidence that it had slipped forward on a couple of the wheels, but how and why was still a mystery.

An hour later, with the old belt stripped clear of the pulleys and the new one fitted and adjusted, we were all still none the clearer. I was at least more confident in the knowledge that this new belt, should the same problem reoccur, ought to at least last us some time. A check of the belt will now be included on our daily checklist and if it does start to show similar signs of irregular wear, I will have to book ‘The Beast’ in somewhere for a more thorough check of the pulley alignment.

With the mechanics dusting their hands off, having been hard at work for an hour or so, I was steeling myself for the bad news. Surely the personal attention of two mechanics wasn’t going to come cheaply, but after a quick discussion among themselves, it was decided that the effort to create a new job would outweigh the cost. I was sent on my way, without a bill and even a refusal to accept any tip or cash for their efforts. Just a cheery wave and a smile as we drove off. Now, how is that for country service? So, whether the actual problem has been rectified or not, I can heartily recommend the fantastic customer service at Geraldton Cummins (they’re at 12 Beaver Street if you’re up this way).

Unfortunately, by the time we had all this sorted out, we had well and truly missed our planned tour and there was very little time left in the day for shopping. We still headed back into the main street where Bec was able to relax with some much needed retail therapy, leaving me to wander the street which was strangely devoid of people. There were a few people milling about here and there, but it was hardly what you would call bustling. We walked into one store, where staff outnumbered us, and as we browsed the overflowing racks of clothes strewn haphazardly about the old church hall like building, the fall of our feet reverberated noisily around the walls.

As a result of Becs shopping expedition, she helpfully saved us a small fortune. Something to do with cooler climes and needing a new wardrobe, she had to spend money to save us money though, but she grabbed a couple of bargains along the way apparently.

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Surely the phone signal in Geraldton isn’t that bad?

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No, she was just interested in getting…

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…a photo of the unusual cloud formations.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It was then a rush to reach the supermarket, which closes at 6:00PM. We needed to stock up on dinner supplies and we’re not used to having to schedule our food shopping, being accustomed to open all hours availability of groceries at home. Despite the haste, we managed to collect enough provisions for tonights dinner, as well as a few extra bits and pieces that kind of just fell into the trolley as we walked the aisles.

Then it was back to the van, where after the last couple of days of below par dinners, we finally managed to turn out a delicious supper of spaghetti bolognaise. What a treat to actually be able to enjoy what was on the plate before us tonight, before sitting down to watch TV for the remainder of the night.

Thankful also, are we that we still have tomorrow here in Geraldton, to maybe take in a few of the things we missed by necessity today.

Until next time, stay safe, have fun and don’t forget to write.

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Day 118: Change In The Weather.

Cold. That’s how I slept, that’s how I woke up, and until the sun had almost hit its zenith, that is how it remained. For all of the effort we have gone to in order to avoid the crippling cold Melbourne winter, there was always going to be a time when we left the tropical warmth behind us. Today felt like that turning point, which hit us as depressingly as being hit over the back of the head with a mallet, or in my case a carelessly flung open caravan window (which by the way didn’t leave me with the shining black eye I had hoped it would).

On a more positive note, as we continue our southward journey along the west coast, getting ever closer to civilisation, the distances are reducing drastically. We had only a little over a hundred kilometres to drive today to reach our next stop in Geraldton. Before getting underway though, we decided to make the most of the chance for a late start. We both polished off a big bowl of hot creamy porridge for breakfast, before we took the dogs for a walk around the now nearly empty campground. While there was a definite chill in the air and the ground was damp with condensation, there was a certain warmth in the rays of the sun which felt lovely on our backs as we muddled about with the pooches.

By 10:30AM, we were ready to go, slowly grinding across the paddocky camping area and back onto the solid highway surface. With hardly an hour passing before arriving at our caravan park on the northern outskirts of Geraldton, we were surprised at the distinct change in the scenery. We travelled through rolling dales of neatly tilled fields. From the bright green stems and vivid yellow flowers, I would guess that the majority of the pastures were planted with canola. Cresting the many rises gave us much opportunity to peer through the windscreen at fields spreading out before us like a multicoloured patchwork quilt.

The choice was made enroute, not to make the detour to Kalbarri, as we had originally planned. Our original itinerary actually had us staying in Kalbarri rather than Geraldton, but the major sights around the small coastal township of Kalbarri were all contained within national parks. With none of the caravan parks willing to allow us to leave Alvin and Bethany behind while we went exploring, we saw no point in staying there.

The more direct route to Geraldton therefore took us through the quaint little town of Northampton. I am imagining that it looked much like a ghost town due to it being a Sunday today, which was a shame, because the beautiful old buildings called for more than just a casual drive through town without leaving the main strip. Eager to continue on our way to Geraldton, this was all we managed today however, leaving further exploration for another time perhaps?

Two other things of note occurred during our drive. Firstly, I was required to remind myself of the location of the windscreen wiper switch, as we motored through a short, but depressing fall of rain. Secondly, we were again overtaken by an ignorant motorist, who lacked the sufficient observational skills to see a car coming towards him. This guy came even closer than the ute driver from the other day and had Bec rattled for a good period, as he sped off into the distance. I was just left shaking my head, hoping that there isn’t going to be a next time.

Our arrival at the caravan park was awkward. While Bec went in to sort out the payment, a friendly old fellow came out to show me where to park the rig. He had great ideas, advising me to just drive down that little street there, follow it round, come back up the other side and we would then be able to drive straight onto our site with no need for any pesky reversing. Hey, this sounds exactly like our kind of site. The only minor issue was, the narrow paths within the park that meant that we weren’t actually able to maneuver our lengthy articulated rig around the tight corners. A quick change of plan by the old bloke trying his utmost to help us park, saw us allocated a much easier to access plot, although even this required the removal of one of the wooden bollards surrounding the adjacent playground to provide us with the necessary space in which to move.

With the van finally edged carefully into position, we set up and put a load of washing on. I’m still concerned about the leakage issue, but we have found that running the waste out of a shorter hose doesn’t seem to cause as much flooding. As a result, I am going to button up the pipe shield that has been hazardously rolling about the back of ‘The Beast’ for the better part of a week and wait until we get home to make any major modifications to the plumbing system. In the meantime, we will use the washing machine as often as we can so as to be able to keep a close eye on any further developing problems. Woo hoo, clean clothes for all!

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We all live in a yellow submarine.

With the laundry hung out under ominously darkening skies, we headed into town for a look around. Interestingly, we came across a yellow submarine which I initially expected to be dedicated to the ‘Beatles’, but was actually a prototype of a submarine that was to be used by the locally prawn fishing industry. Otherwise, like a tiny country town a quarter of the size of Geraldton, everything was tightly shut and locked up for the weekend. They sure do take the whole Sunday is a day of rest thing seriously around here, as apart from a couple of fast food joints and a single supermarket, nothing was open. We were ecstatic to find the supermarket, as we had no other options for dinner and didn’t really relish the idea of a mass produced hamburger of cardboard like attributes. Supplies for a bang up stir-fry were purchased before we were on our way again.

On the way back to the van we took the time to stop at the extremely poignant memorial to the 645 sailors who lost their lives when the HMAS Sydney II was sunk during a 1941 naval battle. Erected atop a hill that overlooks Geraldton and the harbour, a line can be drawn from here to where the wreck was finally located, off of the coast of Steep Point. The many elements of the memorial all come together collectively, while walking about them with no one else about the silence adds to the mystique of the entire area.

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HMAS Sydney II memorial.

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Me at the memorial. Notice the change in my attire. It’s back to long pants for the foreseeable future.

Back at the van, I screwed the protective plate back across the plumbing, before cleaning up for dinner. Who would have guessed it, but we didn’t think much of the sauce we poured over our stir-fry, so have now endured two terrible dinners in a row. Those mass produced burgers accompanied by salty, stringy fries and a watery cup of Coke were looking mighty fine.

Until next time, stay safe, have fun and don’t forget to write.

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Day 117: Lamb Shanks Anyone?

Ahh, what a glorious morning it was today. With only a couple of hundred kays to put in on the road and no deadline by which to be leaving the camp ground, we made the most of it. Sleeping until such time as we awoke, without the need for an alarm, we stepped out of the van, into the warm morning sunshine to find that we were the sole campers left in the grounds. We had the place to ourselves.

I sat outside to eat breakfast while reading, before deciding to get energetic. With the sea on one side of us, there is a precipice on the other, rising steeply away from us. I had noticed a slight track carved into the rocky side of it yesterday, and this morning decided to have a go at scaling it.

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Looking up.

The path petered out after a short distance, leaving me to try and pick the easiest line I could over the scrabbly stone surface, dodging bushes of sharp nettles as best I could. I finally made it to the crest of the bluff, from which I had fantastic views almost completely surrounded by bodies of water. Far down below, I could pick out the van and ‘The Beast’, Bec standing close by peering up at me.

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From up above, the best camp site we’ve had so far.

 

Once atop what looked like a cliff from the ground, I noticed that it was more of a mesa, separating the inlet upon which shores we had camped, from the next one over. I also found an easier way down than the way I had come up, with a soft sandy path to the tiny little beach on the opposite side.

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The view from the top.

I went back to get Bec, and we both clambered across the deep drifts of sand to our own little private beach. The water was too cold to be inviting however, not to mention the drifting strings of sea grass that hid who knows what sort of marine life, so we didn’t stay too long before returning to the van.

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Our own private little beach.

A little more time was spent relaxing outdoors with the dogs, padding up and down the beach, before we decided that we really ought to make a move. By the time we packed up and were ready to go, it was only a few minutes prior to midday. At this rate we weren’t going to be getting any prime position at the next campground.

One more last look at what must go down as our favourite camp so far, then we fired up ‘The Beast’, dropped it into gear and rolled on out, heading for the highway yet again.

The only stop that we needed to make was at the next roadhouse along our route for an expensive gas bottle refill. After having tried for weeks to empty one of the bottles, it finally happened last night. The only problem was, the one that came up empty, was the one we believed to be full. So now we are most likely down to the very last breaths of gas in the second bottle, with no way of knowing for sure how long it will last. Given that while free camping we are reliant on gas to run the fridge and freezer, we had no choice but to fill up today at well over the odds price. Well, it was either that, or go without dinner and hope that the food in the freezer was still frozen come morning.

Even after being delayed at the roadhouse for over half an hour waiting for the gas, we pulled off of the highway and into tonights camp area at about 3:30PM. Late enough that the prime spots were all already taken, but early enough that we were able to sidle into a little spot away from the rest of the crowd. That bodes well for us, as I don’t then mind so much running the generator if we haven’t got someone parked right next door to us. It’s a pretty quiet little machine, but out here where there is no city noise, and only the occasional truck barreling through the night on the nearby road to break the silence, even the quiet hum of the generator travels far and wide.

With the rig parked and all leveled up, so as to provide us with a suitable spot to rest our heads for the night, we put the dogs in the van, then took off on foot for a bit of a look around. The camping area is huge, and it’s a popular spot with about 2 dozen vans scattered about the area, mostly lining up along the river bank where a once raging river now runs sluggishly across the rocky river bed. As well as being popular with the human folk, a thick cloud of blow flies seems to descend upon you if you even so much as think about stopping.

It will do us for the night though, leaving us with a drive of only a couple of hundred kilometres to get into Geraldton tomorrow, but after the peace and serenity of last nights gem of a camp, this one is positively boorish. Not only that, but the further we travel south, the cooler the afternoons and evenings become. As a result of the temperature, the not so scenic outlook and the blowies, we decided that the best course of action was to rug up inside the van, break out the media player and watch a few episodes of ‘The Wire’.

An activity that we continued while we waited patiently for our dinner to cook. A couple of marinated lamb shanks that we had vacuum packed to retain the juices. These we ever so slowly sous-vide in a simmering pot of water to maintain their tenderness and exquisite flavours. When they were eventually ready to come off the heat, we sliced open the bag to serve the two giant shanks, the delicious aroma emanating throughout the van. Filling our nostrils with the sweet smells, I was already imagining the meat falling from the bone in great chunks. I could hardly wait to slide my knife through the tender flesh, as we hungrily scattered a serving of vegetables across our plates.

With ‘The Wire’ still beaming out at us from the television set, we took our pews at the table to eat what must be one of the worst meals we have ever had the misfortune of cooking. What meat we could find on the shanks was tougher than old boot leather and I would hazard a guess that the leather would have been tastier. Far from falling apart, what passed for meat hung tightly to the bone, so much so that the whole thing might have better served us as a club. As hungry as I was, I ate what I could manage, but even then could salvage only 3 or 4 bites of meat, the remainder being a maze of gristle and fat.

Until next time, stay safe, have fun and don’t forget to write.

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